Saturday, June 27, 2020

Reasons Why Orchestral Music Gets Me Jazzed

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"Orchestral versus jazz" is an age-old debate. The two highly-revered musical genres have faced each other off in a timeless struggle for which there is not, and never will be, an objective winner. And although I'm obviously inclined to endorse my particular taste, one of music's most compelling qualities is its knack for enrapturing a variety of listeners in a variety of ways. I remember playing "pass the aux cord" during family road trips, and between the range of song selections we would rotate through, from my dad's 80's glam metal to my brother's Indie folk rock, it wasn't necessarily the music I found enthralling, but rather the authenticity with which each person cherished their preferred musical style.

So I'm neither trying to write off jazz as a valuable genre, nor diminish anyone's appreciation if it. That being said, today I want to tackle the question that journalists and critiques alike have tried to answer for decades: "orchestra or jazz?"

Of course, the dispute is more commonly presented as "classical or jazz." Somehow over the years, the meaning of the word "classical" has evolved from its literal definition. While the word is now widely used as an umbrella term for more or less anything played by an orchestra, it actually only accounts for European music written between 1750 and 1830, which is merely a small taste of what Western orchestral music has to offer. And in deconstructing this stereotype, I've subsequently brought up my first point: orchestral music is diverse. It represents the varying styles, tones, and techniques of hundreds of years worth of composers. Take Renaissance music for instance, which, due to the influence of the church, was almost entirely sacred a cappella masses and motets. Or Romanticism, which introduced programme music, a style that musically renders an external narrative— a common example being Berlioz's Symphony Fantastique, which uses instruments to tell an epic tale of love, murder, and execution.

So when people say they find orchestral music boring, it probably stems from the dozens of repetitive Bach chorales and Mozart rondos they've heard in their lifetime, and not from Tchaikovsky's 1812 Overture which climaxes with the eruption of a battery of artillery cannons, or Stravinsky's The Rite of Spring which caused rioting during its debut due to its unconventional harmonies.

And it isn't only the differing styles and forms that make orchestral music so diverse. An orchestra is an expansive collection of instruments, each of which provides a different timbre to the mix. The range in pitch and texture from the piccolo to the double bass allows for otherwise inaccessible depths. Yet despite the distinctiveness of each instrumentalist's role, the final product is still completely unified. Each musician reacts and responds to the conductor's every facial expression in such a way that connects all the individual melodic lines.

This accordance of performers with one another is also exemplified in chamber ensembles. For practical reasons, chamber musicians are trained to breathe in unison with each other, but if you ever get the opportunity to watch them perform live, it becomes evident that the technique transcends setting the tempo and coordinating the entries. Synchronized breathing is instinctive, and manifests music's connective qualities.

Orchestral music is losing it's relevance, however, and jazz is becoming more and more reputable. Along with its admittedly innovative rhythms and inventive riffs, one of the main reasons for jazz's growing popularity is, frankly, it's portability. While a symphony orchestra can consist of 60 to 100 musicians, a typical jazz band at its biggest is around 25 members. And when each additional member needs an additional chair, music stand, and instrument, jazz bands are consequently more efficient. But efficiency only goes so far, and personally, I think the limited timbre really thins out the texture of a standard jazz band (which mostly consists of brass voices) and restricts the depths it can achieve.

But convenience isn't all jazz has to offer. Arguably, the genre's biggest attraction is its scope for personal interpretation and expression through improvised soloing. And while the solos are usually greatly virtuosic and require a high degree of musical adeptness, they sometimes tend to lose their melodious character and become gratuitous, fortuitous, and overly spectacular. Now, that isn't to say there isn't a place for show-offy solos. Orchestral concertos often include cadenzas which are unaccompanied, often improvised, ornamental solos not unlike those performed by jazz soloists. But from my experience, a jazz song will go from solo to solo to solo, while a concerto will use a cadenza as deliberate, climactic tool to move the composition towards its finale.

I've heard Big Band pieces that have worked for me, though. Some of Yellowjackets' works, for instance, will strategically feature one or two solos to enhance the arrangement, and it can actually be quite effective. But when a piece is almost entirely comprised of improvised solo, it starts to feel nonlinear and unmelodious.

American comedian, H Jon Benjamin captures it perfectly with his experimental jazz album, Well, I Should Have... (subtitled Learned to Play Piano). Benjamin "never liked jazz very much," and intentionally recorded the album to illustrate his impression of it. As the title suggests, he isn't trained on piano, or any instrument for that matter, and features himself as a solo pianist anyways. And when I first listened to the album without context, it took a while for me to clue in that it was a joke, because the solos aren't too far off from most professional improvisations I've heard.


All jokes aside though, whether you prefer orchestral, jazz, or any other genre, everybody benefits from music in a really transcendent way. Because when you watch somebody express something, it's inherent to feel a response that speaks to your personal ambitions, desires, and goals. But when that response becomes sympathetic, your personal qualities are removed from your reaction, and you become fully immersed in what's being expressed. This phenomenon is called the "Dance of Sympathy," and a common example is when someone taps their toes or bobs their head to music. They are using their bodies to respond sympathetically to the ebb and flow of the music. When you surpass yourself to freely exist within a melody, you encounter the music from a first person perspective.

And that intuitive, life-giving experience is why orchestral music gets me jazzed.

Saturday, June 20, 2020

Reasons Why Knowing "a Girl Like You" is So Important

June 20, 2020 1
If you're one of my blog's more avid readers, you've probably heard all about my unrelenting love for Barbie movies. In case you haven't though, Mattel Creation's original films prevail in the memories of pretty much any sentimental teenager born past the year 2000, myself included. Between the memorable songs, the innovative costumes, and the heartfelt story lines, the "Barbie Cinematic Universe" (as it's been dubbed by fans) is timeless, and never seems to lose its magic.
Indie-Mation Club Week 15: [SPOILER] 'Barbie as The Princess and the  Pauper' Review | RotoscopersOne of my favourites, Barbie as the Princess and the Pauper, follows the parallel narratives of Anneliese, a spirited princess bound in an arranged marriage to save her kingdom from bankruptcy, and Erika, an indentured servant working as a seamstress to pay off her parents' debt. When they meet under unusual circumstances, not only do they discover their identical appearances, but also the similar nature of the burdensome duties they've resigned themselves to fulfill, even though it means letting go of their dreams.

I could go on for pages about the movie's compelling characters and captivating plot, but in hopes that I've convinced you to check it out for yourself, I'll refrain from spoiling it too much. Instead, I want to touch on this film's revolutionary impact on the world of Barbie movies, as well as children's media in general.

The original Barbie narrative started back in 1959, advertising the classic concept that a girl's value was contingent on her attractiveness to men. Young women intuitively saw these dolls as role model figures, and strove to fit into their narrowly defined mold of what "attractiveness" meant. This was, and is, one of Mattel's most common critiques: the toxic directive that if you aren't conventionally attractive, you aren't acceptable.

That isn't to say role models are inherently bad, though. In fact, I would argue they're the opposite. When you see someone you identify with being something or doing something, it gives you a sense of what's equally possible for yourself. In sociology, this framework of feasibility is known as a "plausibility structure." Whether consciously or not, everyone lives according to a set of boundaries, or a plausibility structure, established by the skills and margins of the people they look up to.

That's the stem of Mattel's initial problem. Its original line of dolls presented a restricted plausibility structure, in that it excluded girls of colour, plus-sized girls, and queer girls from achieving the same level of success as tall, blonde, Barbie-like girls. But where the early dolls failed, Barbie as the Princess and the Pauper prevailed. Along with implementing a plausibility structure grounded in reality, by being the first Mattel film not to involve magic, fairies, or any fantastical elements, the entire movie is a subversion of the wonted Barbie narrative.

When Anneliese and Erika meet for the first time, Barbie as the Princess and the Pauper identifies the importance of having role models, or "girls like you," by means of an undeniably catchy musical number.



In the same way that Anneliese and Erika are like one another, Barbie-owning kids have aspired to be like their dolls for over sixty years. This film, however, is one of the first to subvert the anticipated narrative, foiling the audience's expectations and challenging their pre-existing values. Because once the film makes it clear that, yes, there is validity in having role models, it goes on to show that this doesn't limit us to a cemented construct.

This idea embodies itself in Wolfie's subplot. If you haven't seen the movie, Wolfie is Erika's adorably charming pet barking cat. After meeting the princess's cat, however, Wolfie starts learning to meow in an attempt to change himself and fit the mold of what it means to be a cat. A second, equally effective song confirms that while the people (or cats) in your life should inspire you, influence you, and broaden your plausibility structure, it is ultimately most important to be true to who you are. Or as Erika puts it, "if you bark, celebrate it."


All this, not to mention the historical accuracy, expert songwriting, and admittedly some childhood nostalgia, has made Barbie as the Princess and the Pauper a fan favourite. Growing up with such progressive media has altered the way I look at the different relationships that have influence in my life, and I'm sure there are others who can say the same. Everyone needs someone to look up to, and someone to embrace your differences with, which is why knowing "a girl like you" is so important.

Saturday, June 13, 2020

Reasons Why I Layed Off Dance Moms

June 13, 2020 1
Most people, throughout the course of their lives, end up pre-planning a handful of responses to some of life's standard icebreakers: "What's your pet peeve?" "What would you bring to a desert island?" "What's your guilty pleasure?" I'm no exception, and like most, I've built up my own arsenal of replies. My go-to 'guilty pleasure,' for example, has always been watching Dance Moms clips on YouTube.

Watch Dance Moms Season 8 | Prime VideoIf you haven't seen the Lifetime television series, Dance Moms, I highly recommend keeping it that way. Set at the Abby Lee Dance Company in Pittsburgh, Dance Moms follows a team of pre-teen dancers as they perform in highly-esteemed competitions across America. And while the show advertises itself as a performing arts based program, about three quarters of each episode focuses on the dancers' overemotional mothers as they bicker with the dance instructors, choreographers, each other, and just about anyone that poses a threat to their daughters' success.

For a while, watching what fans dubbed "the mommy meltdowns"  seemed like innocuous entertainment. But after delving a bit deeper into the show's history, I discovered some dark controversies that led me to officially declare my Dance Moms days behind me.

Racism

It won't come as much of a shock to Dance Moms' seasoned viewers that Abby Lee Miller, the show's dance instructor and main choreographer, is constantly being accused of stereotyping, categorizing, and typecasting the African American members of her Junior Elite Competition Team. Since leaving the cast, some of the dancers have published their accounts of what really went on during rehearsals, and their claims have been truly revealing. Here are a few of the most disturbing comments Abby and other producers have supposedly made to the girls and their mothers:

  • "Kamryn was only cast because we needed a sprinkle of colour."
  • "We don't want any Little Tooties on the team." (referring to Tootie Ramsey, the only person of colour on the Facts of Life).
  • "Do you want me to tell you why you are really here? Look in the mirror. That's the only reason you are here."

Some of these controversies have resurfaced recently, largely as a result of the protesting in the States, and less than a week ago, Lifetime cut all ties with Abby Lee Miller. A Dance Moms spinoff series scheduled to premier in the summer was officially called off. 

Emotional Trauma

It's no secret that the cast of Dance Moms was overworked, overwhelmed, and put under excessive pressure, especially considering some of the members were no older than 6-years-old. There is suspicion for instance, (although no confirmed evidence) that the frequency of work breaks required by Pennsylvania child labour laws was consistently undermined.

There were also clauses in the actors' contract stating that team members' weight couldn't fluctuate by more than five pounds over the course of a week, which taking into account the rate at which children grow, caused severe mental illnesses and eating disorders in the cast. At the beginning of the show, to enforce the clause, Abby posted the dancers' weights on a board in her studio for the other girls to see; not to mention some of the degrading opinions she blatantly expressed:

  • "Your kids' arms are horrendous. She looks like a praying mantis."
  • "Get those ears fixed."
  • "I can see [that she didn't work] by the size of her thighs."

One of the original cast members, Paige Hyland, filed a lawsuit against Abby Miller after a physical encounter between Abby and her mother. The lawsuit made claims against Abby for physical abuse and extreme emotional distress, and although it was dismissed due to lack of evidence, it speaks to the effects the show's environment had on the cast members.

Predators

Dance Mom's controversies go beyond Abby Miller's abuse, however. Perhaps the most disturbing reality is the number of predators that have been reported targeting the girls. A 36-year-old man (with a portrait of Jojo Siwa, one of the dancers, tattooed onto his body) delivered five packages addressed to Jojo to the ALDC studio. Due to apprehension, a bomb squad was alerted, and when the boxes were opened, highly explicit material was uncovered. The man was charged and arrested for 3 years.

One man claimed to be married to Brook Hyland, another cast member. He operated fake social media accounts under her name, with which he referred to himself as her husband. He even got a legitimate engagement announcement, and announcement of marriage printed in his local newspaper.

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On the surface, Dance Moms comes across as harmless entertainment. But needless to say, some of the show's sinister truths that have recently been uncovered are instantly repulsing, and the YouTube clips I used to watch mindlessly suddenly have a different, exploitative connotation. 

And that's why I layed off Dance Moms.

Sunday, June 7, 2020

Reasons Why Norway is the Ultimate Tourist Destination

June 07, 2020 2
I am by no means a reality TV connoisseur. My parents got rid of their television receiver before I was born, so I grew up on the same three VHS's for the first half of my life. And frankly, by the time we got cable, the concept had mostly lost its allure. The Amazing Race is one of the only reality shows that I check out every once in a while, and although most seasons come across as admittedly repetitious, 2017's season 29 resonated with me to the point where I'm still thinking about it a good three years later.

This isn't a CTV review, though. Instead I wanted to talk about the setting of my favourite leg of the race: Oslo, Norway. Prior to watching The Amazing Race, Norway was little more than a dot on a map for me. But ever since watching meticulous drone shot after meticulous drone shot of my favourite team's helicopter tour of the fjords, to put it simply, I was hooked.

Norway Cruises: In the land of Fjords & Northern Lights | Hurtigruten
And as aesthetic as I find the quaint colorful buildings, the northern lights, and the remote arctic fjords, Norway's breathtaking landscapes are only the beginning of what the country has to offer.

I'm sure you've heard of how thriving and prosperous Norway is. I mean, search up data from pretty much any international study, and Norway always seems to come out on top.

The Norwegian government spends over 6.6% of its GDP on education (which is the highest in the world). Norway has over 32 000 electric cars (which is the highest rate per capita in the world). Life expectancy in Norway is 81 years (which is one of the highest in the world). Data outlining state pension, vacation days, and healthcare paints the Norwegian experience as indisputably sublime.

And as maniacal as it may sound, one of the most agreeable parts of life in Norway seems to be their prison system. Of the country's 5.5 million citizens, only about 4 000 are prisoners. To put that into perspective, about 2 million are incarcerated in the United States each year. The jail facilities in Norway are so humane and enlightened that the re-offending crime rates are some of the lowest globally. Criminals, although disciplined, are given freedoms, responsibilities, and arguably most importantly, trust.

Although I wouldn't be completely opposed to uprooting my entire life to move to Norway, even just vacationing there would be a well-needed interruption from the surrounding worldly chaos- a brief step into its oasis-like bubble.

Travel and tourism in Norway is also made comfortable and easy. Transatlantic airline, Norwegian Air, makes direct round flights affordable and accessible. English is a widely spoken second language for most citizens, and Norwegians are seen as some of the most accommodating and friendly people in Europe. And on top of the trendy cuisine, historical architecture, and museums, one of the most appealing aspects of travel in Norway is their "allemannsrett" law which, simply put, allows you to put up a tent just about anywhere aside from private property, national parks, and a few other exceptions.

For hikers, campers, and anyone trying to avoid the expenses of hotels, Norway is a heaven on earth.

I know my Albertan blood might make me a little less repulsed by cold-climated trips, so you may need to put up with some adverse weather conditons. But the cold is made up for by the beautiful scenery, the great quality of life, and the enlightened culture. And that's why Norway is the ultimate tourist destination.

Saturday, June 6, 2020

"Mom" (A Short Story)

June 06, 2020 2
This week's writing challenge was "write a text thread between two people." Follow this link to see what my dad came up with. I wrote a short story called "Mom." I hope you enjoy.

Mom

6 years ago


Hey, sweetie! Good luck on your math test. You got this. -Mom


Omg mom, u realize u don’t have to sign your texts, right?    
I just don’t want you to forget about me now that we can talk through our phones!  -Mom


U r such a dork
Anyways, I have to get back to work, and you have a test to be studying for. I love you so much! -Mom


Love you too
5 years ago



Can I sleep over at Kenzie’s tonight?
Are you done your homework yet? -Mom


Uhhhhhh…
Just as I suspected, LOL. You can stay over as long as you finish up your schoolwork this weekend. -Mom


Did u seriously just say lol?
4 years ago


Hey, I hope you have a great day. Sorry I wasn’t home to make your lunch this morning. -Mom


It’s fine
I love you. -Mom


Love u too
3 years ago


Where are you? -Mom


I’m with my friends rn
Will you be back for dinner? -Mom


Jeez, relax. I’ll come home when we’re done hanging out lmao
I know, I just want to know how many I’m cooking for tonight. Sorry! -Mom


K well idk what to tell you

2 years ago


Hey, sweetie. I just wanted to apologize about yesterday. I hope you can forgive me. -Mom


I seriously don’t want to talk about it
That’s okay. But I hope you know I never intended to embarrass you in front of your friends like that. -Mom


Oh, you didn’t MEAN to humiliate me? Well that makes everything soooo much better
I know you’re upset. I wish things had gone differently. -Mom


Yeah, me too
Do you want me to leave work early this afternoon? I can grab takeout on the way home and we can have a picnic at the lake like we used to. -Mom


So you can suck up and get me to forget about the whole thing? Yeah, as appealing as that sounds I think I’ll pass


And you can stop signing your texts. It’s annoying af
Sorry, honey.

I love you.


1 year ago



Hi mom. Ummm, idrk where to start. My therapist told me to try writing you a letter. It kinda reminded me of how you used to sign each of your texts as if you were sealing them in their own little envelopes, so I thought I would send a text instead. I don’t really know how it’s going to help though. Nothing helps.


It’s been a year since… well you know. Dad’s not doing too great and, I mean, who could blame him? I was supposed to go to Queens for MedSci next year but I’m gonna stay home for another year. I don’t want to leave Dad alone just yet. 


Uhhh lol nevermind this was a stupid idea

11 months ago



Hey


I miss you

10 months ago



I’m sorry
9 months ago



Please come back

8 months ago



Why did the universe take you away from me? Is this some kind of sick joke? Or a punishment?


Who did this to me? How could they be so cruel? Why did you leave me?


Why?

7 months ago



If only I had known it would be our last conversation. I wish I could take it all back. 


You were never “annoying af,” Mom. Never.


Maybe if I had let you come home early that night, everything would be different. Maybe we would have eaten takeout and fed the ducks our leftover crusts, and laid down in the grass and looked for shapes in the clouds, and maybe your last meal wouldn’t have been a watered-down cup of coffee from work, and maybe you would have still been here.


Maybe if I wasn’t such an unforgiving brat you would have still been here


I hope you knew that I loved you


Why didn’t I tell you I loved you?


I’m so stupid


I’M SO STUPID

6 months ago



I can’t do it anymore


I’m so alone

1 month ago



Hi again, mom. So… I’m still working with my therapist but things are going a lot better. I got a job as a waitress b/c I’m staying home with Dad for another year. I don’t really think university was the right path for me anyways. 


So yeah, I guess what I wanted to say is thank you. Thank you for everything you‘ve done for me. 


I’m sorry I didn’t say it at the time and I hope it’s not too late… 


I love you too.
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months of inactivity.













Wednesday, June 3, 2020

"Blackout" (A Short Story)

June 03, 2020 2
Lately I've taken a newfound interest in creative writing, largely thanks to the Writer's Craft course I've been taking, the prompts my dad and I have been giving each other, and my steadily increasing boredom brought about by quarantine. I'm still new to the world of fiction, but it's been such a thrill to explore new forms and styles. There's something truly rewarding about capturing your innermost (otherwise inexplicable) thoughts by arranging letters on a page, and as intimidating as it can be, it's been refreshing to delve into uncharted writing territory. And that's why creative writing has been so fulfilling for me.

I thought I would share some of my original short stories and poetry here on Reasons Why, starting with a piece of flash fiction:

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Blackout


Los Angeles, 1994

When it happened, it was sudden. It was abrupt. It was so unprecedented, so unexpected, so unforeseen. What started as a nearly undetectably soft tremor beneath my slippered feet quickly crescendoed into violent rhythmic convulsions. And then, the lights went out.

Before it happened, everything was exactly how you would expect a Sunday evening in our dreary little apartment. The twins were bickering over a long-forgotten topic. Daddy was taking a nap in his room. The baby was letting out deafening shrieks.

Mama probably forgot to feed her again. I reminded myself to grab some formula from the freezer so it would have time to thaw.

Mama's never home anymore. She spends her weekends in Santa Monica with her business partner (although I've never heard her talk about their business.) She used to leave on Friday afternoon and be back the next morning. But her business trips are getting longer, and nowadays we're lucky if she's home to tuck us in on Sunday night.

When we lost power, August and May instantly paused mid-hair-pull, which was a miracle in itself. Even baby Gwen seemed to notice something was wrong, and her cries quieted into faint little moans. Daddy's been so lost in his own darkness lately that I'm surprised he even noticed the blackout. But sure enough, he woke from his sleep- still wearing his knitted grey turtleneck- and found us in the living room.

Daddy's always reminded me of a little tortoise in that sweater. He's always retreating into his bedroom like a tortoise into its shell.

For a while, all he did was stare through the darkness at the four of us. It was like a scaley little turtle heard was slowly peeping up from its keratin encasing.

"Daddy," I whispered, trying not to startle him back into the shell. "What should we do?"

Maybe it was the way the twins held onto each other, trembling. Or maybe it was little Gwen's helplessly growling stomach. But something finally pulled him from his shell. He started giving orders with an air of authority in an obvious attempt to compensate for his previous absence.

"Go into the pantry and get me some candles." He turned to the twins. "August, go run the formula under some hot water. We'll have to try our best to heat up Gwen's bottles without a stovetop. And May, find me that old handheld radio. There should be batteries in the cabinet."

He commanded us like a drill sergeant and we dutifully listened. An hour later, out apartment was lit with an atmospheric array of scented candles. We had eaten as many perishables from the fridge as we could, fed the baby its lukewarm bottle, and picked up a news signal on our radio.

We sat in the living room in the dark. For the first time in months, Gwen fell asleep in Daddy's arms instead of in the hand-me-down rocker. August played Fur Elise on the piano, and May sat beside her on the little wooden bench with her head resting on her twin sister's shoulder. Daddy looked at me, and through the candle-light flickering on his smiling face, I could tell that he had emerged from his shell.

I took Gwen from his arms, laid her in the crib, and beckoned him onto the balcony. From outside, the sound of August's melody was distant and ghostly. The news was still broadcasting through out little radio, and it echoed across the otherwise silent cityscape.

A 6.7 magnitude earthquake disrupted power lines in Los Angeles at 8:47pm this evening, causing a city-wide blackout. LA's geographical tendencies have caused the city to trap coastal haze and refract light for years, preventing such a discernible view of the Milky Way--

I turned off the radio.

"Daddy?" I asked, taking his arms and draping them around my shoulders. "Do you think Mama is gonna keep coming back from her business trips?"

"I don't know, baby" he said, letting out a defeated sigh. "I guess only time will tell."

"Do you miss having her home?" I asked, leaning onto my tiptoes, squeezing my arms around him, and giving his cheek a kiss. I was scared he would retreat back into his turtle shell the moment I let go.

Daddy gazed down at me thoughtfully.

I turned the radio back on.

On this unanticipated night, the sky is alive with cosmic bodies that until now have been made invisible by our city's light pollution. Stars, galaxies, planets, and satellites are more visible tonight than ever before. 

I looked up at the Milky Way, and Daddy looked down at me. He leaned down and gave me a kiss on the forehead. The twins' muffled laughter could be heard through the balcony's rickety screen door.

Suddenly, the shrill ring of the telephone cut through the night, interrupting my thoughts. Daddy took my hand to lead me back inside.